Sunday, March 12, 2006

And they talk.....

ommi: "hi thebo, whatcha doing there?"
thebo :" oh... hi, i feel like taking a nap"
ommi :" you so high up? do you like it there?"
thebo: " yeah "
ommi :" it's warm over there isn't it?"
thebo :" yeah "
ommi :" don't you feel like sleeping with me later?"
thebo :" maybe... i"m extremely sleepy "
ommi: " okay then, see you later."
thebo: " later "

ten minutes later...

ommi: " hey, why aren't you asleep yet?"
thebo: " oh... i was thinking about sleeping with you later"
ommi: " well, actually i'm kinda ready to sleep right now. do you wanna come?"
thebo: " emmmm.... yeah okay, why not"

he stretched, jumped down from the fridge and follow ommi to bed.
end.


din :" apa dia kau ni? "

tomato: " tak suka tau basah basah ni!!"
din :" suka hati mak nenek aku lah..."
tomato :" kau memang selalu macam tu... jahat!!!

din continued washing the car and tomato retired inside the house.
end.






ommi :" hi thebo. i love you... do you love me? "
thebo :" tak "
ommi; " sebab apa?"
thebo :" sebab ommi tak sembahyang maghrib lagi"

ommi took her ablution and performed maghrib.
end.

din: " hey! kau buat apa tu ha?"
tomato: " jangan kacau lah"
din :" kau ambik ikan dalam pasu tu eh?"
tomato: " ntah...."
din :" hey!!! bak balik ikan aku... mampus pulak dia nanti!!"

din took the fish from her.

tomato, crying... :" jangan lah ambik!!! kita dapat dia dulu!!!!"

din took the dead fish and threw it in to the drain.
end.

tektomel: huuh huuh huuh huuh (crying )
ommi ignored.
tektomel: huuh huuh huuh
ommi: "apa dia?"
tektomel: "tektomel nak tido."
ommi: " gi lah tido "
tektomel: "tektomel nak tido dengan ommi"

ommi sighed, swithed of the computer and obliged to her request.

tektomel " cepat lah ommi, cepat lah"

ommi turned the lights off.
end.


troy: "nakkkkkkkkkkkk"
din: " turun troy, turun"
troy: " yoy nakkkkkkk"
din : "TUURUUN!"
troy : "yoy nak jugak.... nakkkkkkkk"

din gave up, locked troy in the room till he finished his meal. afterwhich, secretly he fed troy from his leftover meals. the rest wished they were his favourite too.
end.



tompok & belang : (running everywhere, behaving like a pair of monkeys)
ommi: hey.. hey.. slow down...
tompok & belang : (ignoring her, were still active jumping up & down)
ommi: "hey ommi cakap dengan din you all ni naughty sangat...."
tompok & belang : ( still ignoring her ,they began to climb the curtains)
ommi: "hey!!! apasal degil sangat ni ah? ommi hantar balik BAHAU kang baru tahu!!!
tompok & belang heard the magic word and slowed down, eventually doozed off on the bed.
end.





din: "tomato.... tomato.... apa lagi yang kau bawak balik ni ha?"
tomato: (ignored him, still held tight to the dried leaf she brought in)
din: " semak rumah nanti tau tak?"
tomato: (started to play with the leaf)
din: " bak sini..."

din took the leaf from her posession.
tomato: " ahhhh, sibok je.... tsk!!! "

she left the house to look for another leaf.
end.

ommi: " hi thebo"
thebo: " ommmmiii "
ommi: " apasal bo?"
thebo: " ommmmmmiiiiiiii"
ommi: " nape bobot ommi ni? nape sayang?"
thebo: " oooooooooommmmmmmmmiiiiiiii"

then she saw his gums were bleeding.

ommi: " sape buat ni bo? sian nya boy ommi ni"
thebo: " sakit"

on the way to to clinic.
thebo: " sakitttt ommi.... sakit!"
ommi: " tak pe, thebo good boy... kejap lagi smpi"

thebo cried all the way to the clinic. ommi did her best to keep him calm.
his tooth was extracted and they headed home. thebo stopped crying.
end.

tempe: "hi din..."
din: " emm"
tempe: " sayang din"
din: " emm... tepi lah ... orang nak tengok tv ni..."
ommi: " come here girl..."
tempe: " hey ommi.... love you ommi"
ommi: " love you too girl..."
ommi : " girl dah makan dah?"
tempe: " belum"
ommi: " gi makan gi... nanti cat jahat datang and habiskan.. gi"

tempe left her lap and headed to the food station.
end.

thunder: "hey.."
ommi: " hey thunder "
thunder: " nak makan "
ommi: "ada food kat sana lagi, pegi lah"

thunder left dor the food station and came back.

thunder: " tak de pun!!!!! "
ommi topped up the food for her.
ommi: " thunder tido dengan ommi malam ni?"
thunder: " chomp chomp chomp... tak tau lagi...."
ommi brushed her teeth and headed to the computer.
end.


TRUST ME, THEY TALK....

12 comments:

zaza said...

thebo: tak sabaq nak pindah rumah baru
tomato: aku pun tak sabaq .. rumah cantik, besaq
tempe: ha-ah..banyak space nak lari-lari
tektomel: ya la.. cantik, besar tapi nanti kawan-kawan ommi asyik datang melepak je nanti
troy: oh dear, what r we going 2 do? i don't want those crazy friends of hers to take up OUR space
tompok: amboi troy, nama mat salleh nak speaking london pulak
belang: ya la action je .. he make my blood go upstair
thebo (in his head): alamak .. kalau depa tau aku dah bagi alamat umah baru siap dengan tepon nombor lagi, abis la aku
... to be continued ...

aiz said...

zaza.... har har har har har har kelakar giler!!!!!( still can't stop laughing)

aiz said...

can't help it really..... cepat lah continue!!!!! kah kah kah kah.....

Ross said...

Tomato:Oooi tempe kenapa nama ko tempe
Tempe:Apa hal pulak, salah kerrr...ko apa peduli nama aku tempe ker, rojak buah ker atau lagsna kerrr...yg nama ko tomato tu pulak apa hal
Tomato:le ala....org tanya dia bersyarah pulak...nama aku tomato pasal aku cute...licin macam tomato, pandang sekali tak jemu..
Tempe: Oooooo...giti gitu...nama aku tempe pasal...pasal apa yerr...nanti aku tanya my mum and dad..."mummy, daddy....why my name not like other people name...nike Micheal learns to rock ker, Lionel Richie herr..."

Asmadi said...

waa cutenya kucing tuuu..!!

kuntakente said...

sorry aiz m using ur blog to express my personal feeling towards you!!!!!!
the truth is i do LOVE you....love u love u love u love ..SO MUCH.i dont care what others think of me after they read this....infact i'm ready if din retaliate & confront me....M READY!!!!but deep in my heart i'm hoping din will understand my situation..sorry din......didnt mean to break ur heart....
ffuuuhhhh! i feel better now, its so true as what ppl say u'l feel great after expressing what was in u for years....yyyeeeeaaarrrss
gosh....really! i feel better now,in split seconds all those stupid feeling was gone..gone ...gone..yeah! you know what? din, by all means...u can hv her back.....i love what i m now...FREE & GAY..no committment..
i lie.......this wierd feeling is still in me,that sometimes without u noticing i cant get my eyes off u... my heart has been locked to you even how bad you'v treated me at times as bad as how you'v broken promises.im not asking for gold or diamond,what i seek for is just a place to SLEEP, not sharing with others.... a small hse in your compound.

yours
thebo

zaza said...

troy: oh gosh this is scandalous!! but kunta .. it doesn't sound like thebo wrote that.. he's definitely not gay and not afraid of commitments .. and i know that for sure ;)

aiz said...

i agree with zaza... thebo is so comitted to me... comes home when i'm already home... he is my handbag actually... sape yg takut commitments nih?

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