pekerjaan...

My friends are creative. From just a silly statement they are able to elaborate till the statement becomes a chapter and the chapter becomes a book. With just one word for a themed dinner get together, they managed to interpret it by the way they dressed. Thus, meeting up with them has always been refreshing. Our recent get together eventually led up to a discussion as to why we perspire most at our armpits and the solution to the problem. After 10 minutes we finally agreed that we wouldn't want a "PEMATI KELENJAR KETIAK" on our resume.

Sucker........

At the age of 27, I was still clueless about what Barnum is. That’s right, I am guilty as hell for not reading any of the Enid Blyton’s books. When my sisters relived the wonderful “Enid Blyton’s era", I remained clueless. Talk about "The Famous Five" or was it seven? I was still cluless... The thing is I never liked reading. Or at least that was what I thought. Not until 5 years ago, I discovered why I thought I never liked reading. Because I am complicated, I love mysteries and not anything by mills and boons. I have the whole collection of The Cat Who book that I often end up dreaming about the cats and their owner in helping them solving their murder cases. So with that I hereby declare that I am a sucker for all the CSIs series. I rolled up my eyes when mother was explaining that drown victims have water in their lungs... Like duhhh....I so know that already.... So when a smart bestfriend of mine, who had explained the +ve ion and the -ve ion, the healing process of a skin, who argued with me about 3 dimension and 4 dimension, who elaborate about wind shear (wind shear, wind shear) and the too low terrain (terrane) and everything else under the sun deliberately put dry ice in his make shift aquarium, I almost fainted. Like, how can he not know that dry ice could kill his fish? You see, I know, I watched CSI. So on his next birthday, I think I’ll probably get him the whole of the latest season of all the CSIs and in turn he can get me all the Enid Blyton books. (Fat hopes, I hope he'll be rich soon)

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what a day to start another day in ramadhan.....

not leaving any tips after a free meal for sahur left me bitching right after imsak.....

not following instructions after many other instructions left me bitching right after imsak....



they say you are your true self during ramadhan....

ajaran sesat

ajaran sesat #1 : hanging one kilo of the same biscuits your children finished up at your tenant's house around their necks to teach them a lesson. ( so that they would not finish up anything served by the tuan rumah)

ajaran sesat # 2 : counting the chicks before they hatch. (in this case counting the chicks even before the hen lay the eggs.) rumours of two months bonus. planning to do a lot... i mean a lot lot... lot... lot... of stuffs until the konon nya bonus money finished...

ajaran sesat # 3 : bringing gift for the person who takes care of you on their bed!!!!!! likeeeeeeeeee a dead smelly harden mouse! Just when the person is dead tired and needed to go to bed asap.... cadar kena tukar. soiled bed sheets have to be washed with clorox.....

ajaran sesat # 4 : 3d scan of baby in the tummy. Mainly to check the shape of nose the baby has......


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....... tak bengong, gila.......

The smartest

If only I'm allowed I would have screamed at him for making the phone fell off the desk. For tearing my Japanese lantern. For sleeping on my painting. For not greeting me when I am finally home. But how could I when he is the one that cause the least trouble. Sure he bites but biting Husni was the most appropriate action for invading his privacy. I bet he knew I often call him names. That I often pertending to hit him when he was not looking. I bet he knew I do all that to irritate his favourite pet. He sat on the desk biting my fingers gently .Trying to put his head on my moving fingers. Finally resting his head on the keyboard resulting funny words appearing on the screen... Just when others are ignoring he came to tell that he remembered that it was I who wanted him home.